Seating...

Okay... So after a long Week of only working all day shifts with out a host and only me to do everything... this marked the end of the week from hell... anyways... i got a few new tips for you readers about seating... and i want ot make it very clear to you all i am not happy...

Seating:
First off never start a fight with the host esp if it is me, since you should already realized i hate seating people and fighting with me, over the seat you get... it just makes you look like a douche bag... and if it is busy you will sit where i fucking tell you to sit!!! no questions or you will end up sitting out on the streets on your ass and eating off the Concrete... since i will 86 your ass faster then i can snap my fingers.
if you want to wait for a few moments for your precious table you open up and get set then fine but if you say you're in a hurry and won't wait then sit down shut up and eat... again i don't care if your the president of mars you fucking don't get to pick your seat unless i say so...

Second, Wait your turn to be seated, even if you are the president of the United states or bill gates i will make you wait your turn... so for the golfers that thought it was okay to sit any where today... "FUCK OFF!!!" i Hate you all and wish you all die From Swine Flu or choke on your golf balls as you gay rape each other with your clubs... since i need to keep track of where you sit and who will be serving you, since we all know you guys like to complain and bitch about how you don't get served, it is because i don't know who's table you are b/c you ego-testicle Pussies Decided to seat your self and i didn't know you where even there to tell any one that you needed service... Dickhead ass fuckers if you only knew... only time i would ever let anyone jump in line for seating is if you were: Erika Medina, Miss Benilda, Christine Mendoza, and any number of models that i find to be worth the shit ass job of seating people... since they have two things you golfer don't have and i'm not talking about the what you think, but instead Class and manners... those who seat them selves at a restaurant that doesn't have a pedophile clown, or a creepy Dancing King in front of it need to go back to school and Study manners... if you haven't realized by now, i really, really don't care if your tee off is at nine and it is already 8:30 and you are just "getting seated" i.e. Seating yourself, doesn't give you the right to demand better service, in fact i'm pretty sure it means you should get worse service... maybe you'll wake up earlier and be ready for tee off on time next time? anyways i drag on but the point is waiting your turn...

also if you are expecting add people to your table let the host know so we can keep an eye out for them and direct them to the proper table instead having them barge in and walk right pass us as if they know where they are going and look stooped doing it...

and i think that is about it... so a over view;p

Don't fight the host!!!
Sit down Shut Up and eat...

Wait your Turn!!!

Let us Know How Many people will be joining you!!!
and Last but not least i hate Golfers with all my Heart and with you all choke on your golf balls as you have gay sex with each other...