Timing and Three billion people

Today's rules talk about timing...
the rules
Timing:

As a server, time is money so don't monopolize their time. i.e don't ever waist time before and after your meal by just sitting there twiddling your thumbs thinking that since you have nothing better to d that means we don't have something better to do... i know a lot of people just like to sit down and take their sweet time sitting and reading the paper or talking to some other tool at the next table rather then look at the Fucking menu and every time the server comes up to take the order gets, "Five more Minutes, i still haven't even gotten a chance to see at the menu!!!" Note i did not add the word, "Pleas," in the sentience... anyways we'll say ok, but it isn't our fucking falt for that, it is yours and your new tool of a friend, we would prefer that you already have an idea of what you want before you sit and so you don't waist our time by asking stooped questions like, " Can i Have french fries instead of mashed potatoes," after you get your order!!! and for those who just twittle there thumbs after you eat and pay your bill fine i don't care but your just taking up space and breathing Precious air that we can use to sit other paying customers who probably tip better any ways...

Never come in 15 min before closing. this is primarily prompted towards the Self entitles... since i know that at a most yuppies think it is okay to come in last minute around 1-5 minutes before the restaurant closes for the night and when the floor attendants/ servers are flipping for the next day and getting ready to go home... and as for them these people are the worst since not only they take up our time by ordering food that is nearly dead and complain about it they are the one who normally stay an hour plus after we close wasting more time. then we still have to reset the table after you finally get up and leave...these are the times that i wish restaurants had a "last call" for food service and so we can refuse service withing 15 min of closing... but sadly we don't so i just suggest if you do not want the cooks dropping your stake on the floor then putting it back on the plate don't come in later then 15 till close!!!


People my friend from the hotel wrote this a few days ago and i find it to be some thing really true to the heart by my this weeks topic on timing...

From: Ed
To: Bulletin
Date: May 1, 2009 10:48 AM
Subject: Three billion people


Three billion people are going to die on this planet when the ice cap complete its melting, nine years are all we gonna to have to do something about it if we want to slow down our judgement day, and I have people sitting inside the restaurant for three 1/2 hrs talking about jesus, creationism, and how we're living in a mass delusion due to the current affairs in our society today.

Yes, they talked about The Matrix.

You might think I'll be totally against that, sorry, I actually don't mind at all.

But when you continue to sit in the dinner room with someone that's 20 years younger than you are one hour after we've been closed. That I do mind.

I understand you weren't successful when you were a opera singer back in Germany, but that doesn't give you the excuse to be fat and old and pretend so hard to be a classy lady. It doesn't give you the right to act like if you had the honor to have an orgy with the royal queen and her family.

It doesn't give you the right to give me that glare to fuck off when I want to make sure your meal is fine and your drinks are filled. And it definitely doesn't give you the right to ask me to hand the salt and pepper to your hand when it was sitting right in front of you.

Because when you do that, all that character you have tried so hard to build and pretend have utterly became nothing more than just what I shit after I woke up this morning.

Yes, I took the blue pill because Trinity was not there, and Morpheus were disappointed, I have chose to stay in the Matrix, but for you and your new old fuck friend, keep guessing bitch. I don't ever want to serve you again.