The self entitled

Ok for the last three years i have been working at this place i will only call, "The Hotel." and since i just recently liberated myself from this place, i don't care who i offend in regards to customers, i would like to talk to the one only known as the "self entitled" these people are the opens who think that they are... well "entitled' to everything just because they are staying at the hotel. for those people i just like to say," uh... No you aren't" in fact staying at the hotel means shit to me, b/c you are a guest at a hotel, does not make you any more important than any other Joe shmoe that walks through that door. in fact i think that the ones staying at a hotel are the worst people to serve or even talk to as i only see you as yuppies... i can not tell you people how often i heard some one say, "do you know who i am?" or " I am a guest at this hotel and i demand to be seated!!!" well for the first thing i don't really care who you are and since you are a guest at the hotel that is great for you but if i don't have seating then i don't have seating and you must wait your damn turn... Damn it... i am just one person i cant magically pull a table for 14 out of my ass, fuck that shit. anyways i digress i was talking about the self entitled and that is what i want to talk about... i also get the one that say they know the Manager, well i ask you, "which one?" since there are like a billion and one of them floating around that hell hole. you kinda got to be more specific. and the ones who pick the ones that i dislike the most then your wait just got longer, now if you say you are friends the owner and you're like in your 20s or 30s i'll call B.S. since the owner is in his fucking 80s and probly would never work or hang out with you... so try again, buko... and as for the picky people who are never content with where they are seated and always find it necessary to fight the host on where they get to sit. now if it is not all that busy in a dining room then we may consider allowing your request, but if the dining room is packed be sure that we will not be all that nice to you for fighting us on your seating placement since we have more important things to do...now that that is said... a short re-cap...


The Self entitled:

First and for most I don't care who you are; never say, " I'm friends
with the owner." (No you arn't)

Also never say, " Do you know who I am?" again I don't care who you are.

Sit where you are seated! We jhare too busy to argue with you about
your seat just sit down and shut up.