Sunday, April 19, 2009

Manners

these rules are more or less just about, "Good Mannerism"

Manners:

Remember always say, "please and thank you!" i can not tell you how much this annoys me when it comes to people and demands with out so much as to a "Please or Thank you!" i feel people should go back to Kindergarten or even Preschool to learn these words and use them in public!

Never snap your fingers at your server, we are not dogs! a lot of self entitled people i mentioned in Part duo usually make this assumption that since we are servers that we are below them so the treat us like dogs and i bet most of these yups treat their dogs better then the Server or as they so crudely put it "the Help!"

Have your server go through the specials only once, so if you have a
few more people joining you wait for them before you order. a lot of people with large groups show up early and normally are inpatient to wait for the rest of the party to arrive and has the the server tell them the specials ones and then ten minutes later the rest of the party arrives and demands that the server say the specials again because s/he forgot them and uses the rest of the guests as a scape goat to have the server say the specials again and again and just to order the fish and chips...

Never Yell your server's name in the dining rooms. that is just dumb to do not only does it embarrass the server but also the other people at your table, and and makes you look like an idiot!!!

Order your food clearly. a lot of people think it is okay to mumble when it comes to talking to the server,
Guest: "yeah, I'll have the Fush und chups" or "I'll have Sludders."
Server: "???" " Ok?" " one Sludder and/ or one Fush und Chups?! I'll see if the Chef can make that for you!!!!????"
Come on people go back to school if you can't even speak English...

Keep the fornication in the bedroom. i never seen this happening in the dining room but i know it does happen. since the dawn of time people has had the need to FUCK and that urge is hard to fight... but please do... i remember a few times when couples actually got drunk enough at the bar and went into the men's or ladies' room and came out ten min later with a smile on both their drunken faces and the man's pants still unzipped!

Never grab at the server. unless you want to be stabbed with a cork screw that would be a very bad move to think about.

so remember these rules about using good manners and you will be one step closer to being an ideal customer;

Remember always say, " please and thank you!"

Never snap your fingers at your server, we are not dogs!

Have your server go through the specials only once, so if you have a
few more people joining you wait for them before you order.

Never tell your server's name in the dining rooms.

Order your food clearly.

Keep the fornication in the bedroom.

Never grab at the server.

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