Alcohol... need i say more...

Ok so now that i have gone over the basic tips now is for the 21 up croud... that is right i am talking to you future alcoholics of America ... here are a few rules about drinking people need to know when going to a bar...
1. first off, happy hour means what it means, half price Apps and discount draft and house wines and also discount daily specials so feel free to eat and drink for cheap...

2.now also never come to a bar already drunk... since odds are thebar tender will recognize that you are drunk. and will refuse you service... since they are obligated to do any ways...

3.also pace yourself when drinking...
remember the old sayings, "Brandy is dandy but liquor is quicker" and "Liquor before beer, never fear. but Beer before liquor, never sicker." so Just keep that in mind good people and you should be find with that.

4. eat a lot before, when and after you drink, it will way you down and solver you up a lot fast since the food acts like a sponge in you and absorbs most of the liquor in your system. also Drink lots of water it helps flush your system and keeps you hydrated.

5. know this too if you look under age be prepared to be carded... it is the law that is you look under 30 you must be carded at all times... so if any one asks for your ID don't throw a fit in fact if you are over the age of 30+ you should be ownpred to be carded since it means you look younger then what you really are!!!

6.PARTY Fouls (thing to avoid doing when drunk)
~ One never leave a drink unfinished
~ never, Never , NEVER Spill your drink (ESP. on a person!!!)
~ Never pass out before taking your shoes off...(gives People the right to draw on your face)

7. wine service
~Never sniff the cork when you order wine. ( makes you look like a
goober )
~Don't ask for a bigger glass for your wine to satisfy your growing
ego ( b/c you won't get one. ) since standared glass of wine is 4-6 oz of wine per glass however if you buy a bottle of wine feel free to poor more in your glass...

If you bring in your own bottle remember you will have to pay a
corking fee. ( don't complain )

8. Remember don't bring in, outside alcohol. (it's the law)

9. Know your own limits when it comes to alcohol.since if you don't the bartender will tell you, your limit!!! and it wont be pretty...

10. Last call for alcohol: most places must stop serving alcohol and to pull drinks at around 2am ( it's
the law! )so don't throw a fit if they all last call around 11-1:30 at night since it is the law that they do...

Also it is illegal to be intoxicated in a public place and we will not
Serve you if you are drunk!

i know ther is more to the rules of Alcohol but my mind escapes me... so just fallow these rules right now and you should do fine...